The Navy chugs up the Nile
French reinforcements arrive while the redcoats man the walls (poor guys haven't even been issued tropical gear!)
The Unicycle Uhlans wipe out most of a British unit and charge through to face Sir Percival and faithful man servant Mpopo.
Colonel Francois Framauge takes on the Killenkanner alone!
Some tricky French Marines take a rowboat from the dock to meet the awaiting artifact.Posthumously.